Simian Sculling

Just some apes in boats.

Rowing the North Channel

Also known as the Sruth na Maoile or the Sheuch.

Dates: 2026-05-04 – Present

Meters rowed: 32,948

Total meters: 55,576.7

Completion Percentage: 59.28%

Name Meters Rowed % of Total Time Rowed Calories Burned
Jim Chimpsky 15,744 28.33% 1h 51m 17s 756
Ham the Ast-row Chimp 10,080 18.14% 0h 57m 44s 556
Mo Monkeys Mo Problems 4,025 7.24% 0h 22m 07s 206
Oar-angutan 3,099 5.58% 0h 20m 12s 155

Circumnavigating the Globe like Magellan

Will we mutiny as well?

Dates: 2026-04-17 – Present

Meters rowed: 121,938

Total meters: 56,478,072.1

Completion Percentage: 0.22%

Name Meters Rowed % of Total Time Rowed Calories Burned
Ham the Ast-row Chimp 68,629 0.12% 6h 41m 09s 3,754
Jim Chimpsky 46,185 0.08% 5h 20m 59s 2,236
Mo Monkeys Mo Problems 4,025 0.01% 0h 22m 07s 206
Oar-angutan 3,099 0.01% 0h 20m 12s 155

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Rowing the English Channel

People can swim this, right? Surely we can row it.

Dates: 2026-04-17 – 2026-04-23

Meters rowed: 44,270

Total meters: 43,050.6

Completion Percentage: 100.0%

Name Meters Rowed % of Total Time Rowed Calories Burned
Ham the Ast-row Chimp 24,240 56.31% 2h 24m 55s 1,304
Jim Chimpsky 20,030 46.53% 2h 11m 26s 980